| 2007 Football Cool Pool Standings After Week 1 | |||||||
| Miller Football Conference | |||||||
| North | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Drew Crew | Andrew Riney | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 18 |
| 2 | Miller's Hitmen | Greg Miller | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 17 |
| 3 | Richmond Halos | Larry Humphries | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 14 |
| 4 | Chester Racecars | Thomas Brownie | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 10 |
| Central | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Frankfurt Galaxy | John Krygier | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 19 |
| 2 | Owen's Gridiron | Jennifer Carr | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 16 |
| 3 | Smashmouth Football | Daniel Schmittou | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 16 |
| 4 | Grass Stains | Todd Bevering | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 16 |
| East | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Sullivan Smashers | Kevin Sullivan | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 17 |
| 2 | Baldridge Gang | Bob Baldridge Jr | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 14 |
| 3 | Chance's River Runners | Chance Lawrence | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 14 |
| 4 | Killer C's | Bennett Chevalier | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 13 |
| West | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Orange Smoke | Stephen Miller | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 18 |
| 2 | Big TD's | Grady Sheffield | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 14 |
| 3 | Chester Champions | Doug Perkins | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 14 |
| 4 | Metrodome Monkies | Larry Musich | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 13 |
| Riney Football Conference | |||||||
| East | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Steel Armadillos | Cindy Riney | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 17 |
| 2 | Maxballs | Stephen Major | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 14 |
| 3 | Fishing Legends | William Humphries | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 13 |
| 4 | Vegas Voltage | Tom Riney | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 11 |
| Central | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Gateway Aliens | Adam Riney | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 15 |
| 2 | Tackle Dummies | Carol Siddens | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 13 |
| 3 | Preston Llamas | Tyler Bevering | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 14 |
| 4 | Heltons Bandits | Nathan Helton | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 13 |
| West | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Indiana Indians | Chris Webb | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 18 |
| 2 | Lucky Stars | Eldon Daughenbaugh | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 16 |
| 3 | Carolina Bassett Hounds | Johnny Lewis | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 16 |
| 4 | Rhode Island Quahogs | Stephen DiCaprio | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 15 |
| South | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Tie | Points |
| 1 | Bud Lite Bombers | Chris Perry | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 18 |
| 2 | Waxhaw Thrillers | Will Riney | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 0 | 15 |
| 3 | Dr Z. | Jim Wojciechowski | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 17 |
| 4 | Draper River Rats | Joe Gowan | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 10 |