| 2007 Football Cool Pool Standings After Week 1 | ||||||
| Miller Football Conference | ||||||
| North | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Drew Crew | Andrew Riney | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 32 |
| 2 | Miller's Hitmen | Greg Miller | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 30 |
| 3 | Richmond Halos | Larry Humphries | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 28 |
| 4 | Chester Racecars | Thomas Brownie | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 17 |
| Central | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Frankfurt Galaxy | John Krygier | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 33 |
| 2 | Grass Stains | Todd Bevering | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 31 |
| 3 | Owen's Gridiron | Jennifer Carr | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 29 |
| 4 | Smashmouth Football | Daniel Schmittou | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 29 |
| East | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Baldridge Gang | Bob Baldridge Jr | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 24 |
| 2 | Sullivan Smashers | Kevin Sullivan | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 30 |
| 3 | Killer C's | Bennett Chevalier | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 28 |
| 4 | Chance's River Runners | Chance Lawrence | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 24 |
| West | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Big TD's | Grady Sheffield | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 29 |
| 2 | Orange Smoke | Stephen Miller | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 32 |
| 3 | Chester Champions | Doug Perkins | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 31 |
| 4 | Metrodome Monkies | Larry Musich | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 25 |
| Riney Football Conference | ||||||
| East | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Steel Armadillos | Cindy Riney | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 32 |
| 2 | Fishing Legends | William Humphries | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 27 |
| 3 | Vegas Voltage | Tom Riney | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 27 |
| 4 | Maxballs | Stephen Major | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 23 |
| Central | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Tackle Dummies | Carol Siddens | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 27 |
| 2 | Gateway Aliens | Adam Riney | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 28 |
| 3 | Heltons Bandits | Nathan Helton | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 24 |
| 4 | Preston Llamas | Tyler Bevering | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 24 |
| West | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Lucky Stars | Eldon Daughenbaugh | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 34 |
| 2 | Indiana Indians | Chris Webb | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 30 |
| 3 | Rhode Island Quahogs | Stephen DiCaprio | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 28 |
| 4 | Carolina Bassett Hounds | Johnny Lewis | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 30 |
| South | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Loses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Bud Lite Bombers | Chris Perry | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 33 |
| 2 | Waxhaw Thrillers | Will Riney | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 27 |
| 3 | Draper River Rats | Joe Gowan | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 23 |
| 4 | Dr Z. | Jim Wojciechowski | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 28 |