| 2009 Football Cool Pool Standings After Week 2 | ||||||
| Miller Football Conference | ||||||
| North | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Miller's Hitmen | Greg Miller | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 23 |
| 2 | Kalamazoo EMB | Bill Leroy | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 24 |
| 3 | Big TD's | Grady Sheffield | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 17 |
| 4 | Sullivan Smashers | Kevin Sullivan | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 20 |
| Central | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Orange Smoke | Stephen Miller | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 23 |
| 2 | Marlton Giants | Lou Demian | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 23 |
| 3 | Drew Crew | Andrew Riney | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 23 |
| 4 | Bama Burners | Jeffrey Nolen | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 23 |
| 5 | Blazin' Bees | Lisa Nason | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 18 |
| South | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Ohio Buckeye | Ron Cyphers | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 20 |
| 2 | Grass Stains | Todd Bevering | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 22 |
| 3 | Frankfurt Galaxy | John Krygier | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 23 |
| 4 | Cuervo'naters | Jack Cone | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 14 |
| 5 | Christian Warriors | Chance Lawrence | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 20 |
| Riney Football Conference | ||||||
| West | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Steel Armadillos | Cindy Riney | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 25 |
| 2 | Blanchard Bullies | Steve Willard | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 21 |
| 3 | Chester Racecars | Thomas Brownie | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 25 |
| 4 | Fenway's Front Line | Jennifer Carr | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 20 |
| Central | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Preston Llamas | Tyler Bevering | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 23 |
| 2 | Ledoux's Khalasers | Drew Ledoux | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 24 |
| 3 | JJs Cards | Joe Tenpenny | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 23 |
| 4 | Ray's Pendejos | Raymond Nason | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 19 |
| 5 | Carolina Basset Hounds | Johnny Lewis | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 19 |
| East | ||||||
| Rank | Team | Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points |
| 1 | Indiana Indians | Chris Webb | 2 | 0 | 1.000 | 27 |
| 2 | Highland Hustlers | Dan Kowalski | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 24 |
| 3 | 8 Second Pigskinnerz | Dave Bartkowiak | 1 | 1 | 0.500 | 22 |
| 4 | Waxhaw Thrillers | Will Riney | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 23 |
| 5 | Virginia Brownies | Jack Brownie | 0 | 2 | 0.000 | 19 |