| 2012 Football Cool Pool Standings After Week 1 | |||||||
| Miller Football Conference | |||||||
| North | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Miller's Hitmen | Greg Miller | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 13 | W1 |
| 2 | Sullivan Smashers | Kevin Sullivan | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 7 | W1 |
| 3 | Leland Wildcats | Donald Hardison Jr | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 10 | L1 |
| 4 | JJ Cards | Joe Tenpenny | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 6 | L1 |
| Central | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Springfield Cosmos | Stephen Miller | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 13 | W1 |
| 2 | Vernon Hawkeyes | Teeder Jenkins | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 10 | W1 |
| 3 | Marlton Giants | Lou Demian | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 12 | L1 |
| 4 | Mike's Mecca | Mike Mecca | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 7 | L1 |
| South | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Ohio Buckeye | Ron Cyphers | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 11 | W1 |
| 2 | Cali Killers | Tyler Bevering | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 9 | W1 |
| 3 | Ridgeway Rednecks | David Meeks | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 9 | L1 |
| 4 | Christian Warriors | Chance Lawrence | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 8 | L1 |
| Riney Football Conference | |||||||
| West | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Fenway's Front Line | Jennifer Carr | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 12 | W1 |
| 2 | Blanchard Bullies | Steve Willard | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 12 | W1 |
| 3 | Chester Racecars | Thomas Brownie | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 12 | L1 |
| 4 | Steel Armadillos | Cindy Riney | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 10 | L1 |
| Central | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Milwaukee Misfits | Scott Soldner | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 11 | W1 |
| 2 | Rhode Island Quahogs | Stephen DiCaprio | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 7 | W1 |
| 3 | Beer Caneers | Jack Cone | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 9 | L1 |
| 4 | Helton Steelers | Nathan Helton | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 6 | L1 |
| East | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Lockness Monsters | Nate Bishop | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 12 | W1 |
| 2 | Indiana Indians | Chris Webb | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | 10 | W1 |
| 3 | Waxhaw Thrillers | Will Riney | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 10 | L1 |
| 4 | South Dakota Golden Dolphins | Nick Hagen | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | 9 | L1 |
| Y = Clinched Division | W = Clinched Wild Card | X = Playoff Spot | |||||